I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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