You smell like stripper and shame
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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