Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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