She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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