i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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