i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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