Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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