Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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