ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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