That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
