so explain again why im purple
no
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
time to smoke my breakfast
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Success! We fucked roommates!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize