also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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