Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize