I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
