marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Randomize
