with your own penis?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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