i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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