Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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