Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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