I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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