Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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