bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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