Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
So. Much. Porn.
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