around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
