Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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