Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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