And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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