she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
my being single is dangerous.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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