Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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