I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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