Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
