The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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