she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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