Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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