Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I feel like abortions should bother me more
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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