physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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