I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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