I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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