Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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