Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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