you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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