Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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