Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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