Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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