So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
