I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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