Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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