Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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