i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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