is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We just shotgunned beers for America
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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