After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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