im gay
i know
yea but for you.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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