Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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