Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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