The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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